100+ Hilarious Monday Jokes to Start Your Week

Starting the Week with Laughs

Mondays can be tough, but these 100+ Monday jokes turn your start-of-week blues into laughter. From clever one-liners to witty puns, there’s something here for everyone. Some of these jokes even play on graduation humor, like the clever ideas in graduation jokes, giving your Monday a humorous twist.

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100+ Monday Jokes

Quick Morning Laughs

1. Why don’t scientists trust Mondays? They’re always a little shady.
2. Monday is like math… I know it’s important, but I’d rather avoid it.
3. Why did the coffee file a report on Monday? It got mugged.
4. Mondays are proof that weekends don’t last forever.
5. Why did the calendar get so stressed? It had Monday after Monday.
6. What do you call someone who loves Mondays? Unemployed.
7. Monday is like a math problem… add the coffee, subtract the sleep.
8. How do Mondays feel about Fridays? Jealous.
9. I only have a problem with Mondays… and early mornings.
10. Mondays are like Wi-Fi… annoying but necessary.

Workday Humor

11. Why did the employee bring a ladder to work? To reach new heights on Monday.
12. Monday: The day all your emails have multiplied.
13. Why did the computer go to work on Monday? It had too many bytes to handle.
14. Mondays are proof that even coffee can’t solve everything.
15. Monday is like a math test you didn’t study for.
16. Why did the boss bring a ruler on Monday? To measure patience.
17. Mondays are like meetings… long and unnecessary.
18. Why don’t Mondays ever get invited to parties? Too depressing.
19. Monday is the day your alarm clock judges you silently.
20. How do Monday mornings feel about weekends? Bitterly jealous.

Titanic Humor

Pie & Sweet Laughs

31. Mondays are like pie… some slices are better than others.
32. Why did the pie hate Mondays? It felt crumby.
33. I could tell a joke about pie… but Monday stole it.
34. Monday mornings need a slice of humor.
35. Mondays are like baking a pie without sugar… bitter.
36. Why did the baker dread Monday? Too many turnovers.
37. Monday is the crust of the week.
38. Mondays are the cherry on top of stress.
39. Monday mornings make me crumble like a pie.
40. I need a pie chart to survive Monday.

Work & Coffee

41. Coffee is the only reason Mondays exist.
42. Mondays are for double espresso shots.
43. Why did the coffee go to school? To improve Monday mornings.
44. Mondays are like decaf… disappointing.
45. I need coffee before facing Monday emails.
46. Monday’s favorite color? Coffee brown.
47. Monday mornings are like cold coffee… bitter.
48. Coffee: turning Mondays into Fridays since forever.
49. Why did the coffee break up with Monday? Too much pressure.
50. Mondays are the reason coffee was invented.

Strawberry & Fruit Humor

51. Mondays are berry annoying.
52. Strawberry puns make Mondays sweeter.
53. Mondays are like a sour strawberry… needs sugar.
54. Why did the strawberry cross the road? To escape Monday.
55. Mondays are fruitless without laughs.
56. Strawberries can’t fix Mondays, but jokes can.
57. Mondays are the pits… like a sour fruit.
58. Why do berries hate Mondays? Too seedy.
59. Monday mornings need jam… and jokes.
60. Strawberries remind us to stay sweet on Mondays.

School & Student Jokes

61. Why is Monday like algebra? Hard and unwanted.
62. Monday is the pop quiz of the week.
63. Mondays are like homework… nobody wants them.
64. Why did the student hate Mondays? Too much pressure.
65. Monday is the principal of the week.
66. Mondays are like detention… necessary but painful.
67. Monday is the test we all fail.
68. Why do students fear Monday? It’s test day.
69. Monday is the homework of life.
70. Mondays are like pencils… sharp, painful, and unavoidable.

Random Fun

71. Mondays are proof that coffee is a necessity.
72. I survived Monday… with caffeine and memes.
73. Monday is like a cold shower… uncomfortable but needed.
74. Mondays are the traffic jams of the week.
75. Monday is the Mondayest day ever.
76. Mondays need a vacation.
77. Mondays are like spam emails… annoying.
78. Monday mornings are like mismatched socks… frustrating.
79. Why did the cat hate Monday? No nap time.
80. Mondays are the uninvited guests of the week.

Work & Life

81. Monday is the reason Friday exists.
82. Mondays are like broken pencils… pointless.
83. Monday is the boss of the week.
84. Mondays are the reason alarms were invented.
85. Monday mornings are proof that time moves slowly.
86. Mondays are like deadlines… looming and unavoidable.
87. Monday is the start of stress.
88. Mondays are proof that weekends fly.
89. Monday mornings need extra coffee.
90. Monday is the hill we all must climb.

Ending the Week Start

91. Monday is like the first chapter… boring but necessary.
92. Mondays are the wake-up call we hate.
93. Monday is the start of adulting again.
94. Mondays are like early alarms… hated but needed.
95. Monday is the hangover of the weekend.
96. Mondays are proof that fun must pause.
97. Monday mornings are the prequel to Friday.
98. Mondays are like bitter chocolate… acquired taste.
99. Monday is the soup of the week… a little bland.
100. Mondays are proof that work never sleeps.

Wrapping Up Your Monday Giggles

Mondays don’t have to be miserable. These 100+ jokes will lighten the start of your week, spark laughter, and make early mornings more fun. For more clever humor, explore Titanic jokes for epic laughs and funny twists.

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