100+ Fruit Puns That Are Berry, Very Funny

A Juicy Start to the Fun

Fruits aren’t just healthy—they’re hilarious! From apples to kiwis, every fruit has a funny side, and we’ve squeezed them all into 100+ fresh puns. Whether you’re creating captions, sharing cards, or just craving a juicy laugh, these fruit puns will brighten your day.

For those who love a classic banana split of humor, check out these Banana Puns for extra peel power.

And if you’re dreaming of tropical vibes alongside your fruity fun, take a detour with Beach Puns to keep the smiles rolling.

Get ready to fruit your humor basket with 100+ puns that are ripe for laughter.

100+ Fruit Puns

Apple A Day

1. You’re the apple of my eye.
2. Let’s make like a pear.
3. I’m grapeful for you.
4. You’re plum perfect.
5. Orange you glad we met?
6. Kiwi be friends forever?
7. That’s a berry good idea.
8. Don’t let life give you lemons.
9. Life’s a peach.
10. You’re un-peel-ievable.

Berry Sweet

11. I’m totally jammed with excitement.
12. Berry much in love.
13. Don’t be in a jam.
14. That’s berry funny.
15. Berry happy to see you.
16. Straw-better together.
17. Blue-berry your worries away.
18. Cherries on top!
19. Berry nice to meet you.
20. Life’s grape with friends.

Citrus Fun

21. Orange you sweet?
22. Lemon it be.
23. Lime yours forever.
24. Grapefruit your day.
25. Zest up your life.
26. Squeeze the day!
27. Peel good, feel good.
28. Lemon-tastic humor.
29. Orange you clever?
30. Tangy with a twist.

Tropical Twist

31. You’re a fine pineapple.
32. Coconut-ly in love.
33. Mango-nificent day ahead.
34. Papaya my friend.
35. Pineapple express your feelings.
36. You’re bananas!
37. Guava good time.
38. Kiwi can do it!
39. Tropical-ly amazing.
40. Sweet as a pineapple.

Fruit Basket Fun

41. Basket case of laughter.
42. You pear-fectly cracked me up.
43. Don’t plum out of ideas.
44. Life is berry short.
45. Cherry-ish every moment.
46. Juicy jokes only.
47. Fruit-tastic puns ahead.
48. Melon out with laughter.
49. Grape minds think alike.
50. Orange you punny?

Peachy Keen

51. Peach yourself!
52. You’re peach-tacular.
53. Life’s a peach.
54. I’m peachy keen.
55. Peach out for now.
56. Peachy vibes only.
57. Don’t peach about it.
58. Sweet peach humor.
59. Peach-ing my heart.
60. Totally peach-some.

Cherry On Top

61. Life’s cherries and laughter.
62. Cherry-ish the fun.
63. Cherry good times.
64. Top of the cherry.
65. Berry the hatchet.
66. Cherries to you.
67. Sweet cherry humor.
68. Life’s cherry-tastic.
69. Cherry-fully funny.
70. One cherry for the road.

Melon Moments

71. Water you waiting for?
72. Honeydew you know?
73. Melon out loud.
74. Melon-choly? Never.
75. Juice got to be kidding me.
76. Sweet melon humor.
77. Melon-tastic puns.
78. Life’s a honeydew.
79. Melon-ificent!
80. Keep calm and melon on.

Grape Giggles

81. You’re grape-tastic.
82. Don’t wine, just grape.
83. You’re grape-ly appreciated.
84. That’s grape humor.
85. Grape minds think alike.
86. I’m grapeful for you.
87. Grape expectations met.
88. You’ve got a grape sense of humor.
89. Life’s grape with you.
90. Totally grape-licious.

Banana Bonanza

91. Going bananas!
92. Split happens.
93. Banana-rama fun.
94. Peel the excitement.
95. Monkeying around with puns.
96. Top banana here.
97. Banana-fide humor.
98. Bananas for jokes.
99. Peel good vibes.
100. That’s a bunch of fun.

Juicing Up the Laughter

Fruit puns are ripe for any occasion — from captions to cards, they add a sweet twist to everyday fun.

If you want more berry-themed laughs, check out Berry Puns to keep the sweetness going.

And if you love seasonal humor, these September Puns will make your autumn days pun-derful.

Enjoy your fruit-filled day with smiles, laughter, and endless juicy puns.