100+ Easter Dad Jokes To Crack Up Everyone Instantly

Hopping Into Easter Fun

Easter is a perfect time to blend family fun with humor, and these Easter dad jokes will have everyone giggling. For more pun inspiration, check out Easter puns for egg-citing lines.

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100+ Easter Dad Jokes

Eggcellent Humor

1. Why did the Easter egg hide? He was a little chicken.
2. How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape? Eggs-ercise!
3. Why do eggs hate jokes? They crack up too easily.
4. What kind of music do bunnies listen to? Hip-hop.
5. Why did the Easter egg go to school? To get egg-ucated.
6. How does the bunny stay healthy? Hare-obics.
7. What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny.
8. Why don’t eggs tell secrets? They might spill the beans.
9. How do bunnies travel? By hare-plane.
10. Why did the Easter egg sit alone? It felt a little scrambled.

Hoppy Laughs

11. What do you call a line of rabbits hopping backward? A receding hare-line.
12. Why did the Easter egg cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken.
13. What do you call a mischievous Easter egg? A practical yolker.
14. How do bunnies keep their fur neat? Hare spray.
15. Why did the Easter Bunny bring a basket? For egg-cellent organization.
16. What do you get when you pour hot water into a rabbit hole? Hot cross bunnies.
17. Why did the egg hide in the grass? It was egg-stra shy.
18. What kind of jokes do eggs tell? Yolk jokes.
19. How do Easter bunnies greet each other? Hip-hop hooray!
20. Why did the bunny go to the doctor? It felt a little egg-hausted.

Dad Joke Delight

21. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity — it’s impossible to put down.
22. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
23. I used to play piano by ear, now I use my hands.
24. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
25. I would tell you a construction joke, but I’m still working on it.
26. Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they’d be chicken sedans.
27. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
28. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
29. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
30. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.

Family Fun

31. Why did the egg get promoted? It was egg-ceptional.
32. What happens if you tell an egg a joke? It cracks up.
33. Why did the bunny sit on the clock? He wanted to be on time.
34. What do you call a rabbit magician? Hocus Hares.
35. Why did the Easter Bunny go to therapy? He had too many eggs-istential issues.
36. What’s a bunny’s favorite type of restaurant? IHOP.
37. How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it.
38. How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way.
39. What do you call a line of rabbits hopping away? A receding hare-line.
40. Why did the egg blush? It saw the salad dressing.

Punny Bunnies

41. What’s a rabbit’s favorite dance? The bunny hop.
42. Why don’t eggs tell jokes at Easter? They might crack up.
43. How do bunnies keep their fur soft? Hare conditioner.
44. Why did the Easter Bunny have a messy room? Too many hare-raising experiences.
45. What do you call a mischievous egg? A practical yolker.
46. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
47. Why did the egg sit quietly? It didn’t want to get scrambled.
48. What do you get if you cross a rabbit with shellfish? The Oyster Bunny.
49. Why did the bunny bring toilet paper? He was a little hop-sy.
50. How do bunnies send secret messages? By hare-mail.

Classic Dad Easter

51. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity — it’s impossible to put down.
52. Why don’t eggs tell secrets? They might crack up.
53. Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion? There was nothing left but de-brie.
54. Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
55. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.
56. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
57. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
58. I would tell you a joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.
59. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.
60. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.

Egg-ceptional Jokes

61. What do you call an egg from outer space? An egg-stronaut.
62. Why did the bunny hide Easter eggs? He didn’t want to be spotted.
63. How do bunnies stay fit? Hare-obics.
64. What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes? A funny bunny.
65. Why did the Easter egg fail school? It didn’t crack the code.
66. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
67. What do you call a mischievous bunny? A hare-brained joker.
68. Why did the egg sit quietly? It didn’t want to get scrambled.
69. What do you get when you pour hot water into a rabbit hole? Hot cross bunnies.
70. Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? He was having a bad hare day.

Spring Chuckles

71. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite game? Hop-scotch.
72. How do you make Easter easier? Put a little spring in it.
73. Why did the bunny go to school? To improve his egg-ducation.
74. How does the bunny stay cool in summer? With hare-conditioning.
75. Why did the egg hide? It was a little chicken.
76. What do you call a line of rabbits hopping backward? A receding hare-line.
77. How do bunnies get around town? By hare-plane.
78. Why did the bunny sit on the clock? To be on time.
79. How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it.
80. How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way.

Dad-Approved Puns

81. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
82. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
83. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
84. What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
85. How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it.
86. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? They make up everything.
87. Why did the egg cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
88. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
89. Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks.
90. Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.

Final Hops

91. What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot? It’s been nice gnawing you.
92. Why did the bunny bring a basket? For egg-cellent organization.
93. How do you know the Easter Bunny is smart? He has egg-stra credit.
94. Why did the egg blush? It saw the salad dressing.
95. What do you call a mischievous egg? A practical yolker.
96. Why was the bunny so happy? He was egg-static.
97. How do bunnies stay healthy? With hare-obics.
98. What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny.
99. How do bunnies send messages? By hare-mail.
100. Happy Easter! May your jokes be egg-cellent today.

Hopping Out With Laughter

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